Daily Crypto NewsEDITION #1132, 20 January

Trump – The Cool Guy

Today, January 20, 2025, is the day Trump-pump officially becomes the President of the USA. You've probably already seen the memes about his family and churned out tons of jokes on the topic.

This digest has been fully bought by Trump and is dedicated solely to his quotes from the latest speech.

There was enough $TRUMP in the bag. (Or maybe editor Kise was just too lazy—truth remains unknown).

What he said in his latest speech:

> Tomorrow you will witness something. You will see executive orders that will make you extremely happy. Lots of orders.

($15K per ETH? Hooray, thank you!)

> Every foolish order from the Biden administration will be repealed within hours of my taking office.

> I urge companies to prevent the shutdown of TikTok. On Monday, I will issue an executive order to extend the period before the legislative ban comes into effect. This will give us time to reach an agreement to protect our national security interests.

(They'll bring TikTok back, but only if they manage to buy half of it first.)

> We must set our country on the right course. By the time the sun sets on Monday evening, the invasion across our borders will end.

(If you were planning to escape there, now's the time.)

> They governed so badly that the world found itself on the brink of World War III. I will put an end to the Ukraine conflict, stop the chaos in the Middle East, and prevent the start of World War III. You have no idea how close we are to it.

(Well, Fallout IRL Edition is canceled.)

> Tomorrow at noon, the curtain will close on four long years of America's decline—and we will begin a brand-new day of American strength, prosperity, dignity, and pride.