I'm gonna have a big scolding on the market, sonny. So get your kids, mums and dads away from the monitor. Oh, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad!
The guys from Delta.Theta and Moni Talks came over, calmed me down, brought me a chocolate bar. It's been a long time since I had a chocolate bar. But with this market, even this chocolate is a piece of shit...
All right. The market is ahead. Let's walk!
The last thing I was waiting for was for crypto to start living up to the laws of the funds and for me to have to monitor the S&P500 to see what happens next... Not what I was expecting from mass adopting!
The atmosphere continues to be sadly stagnant, even though the whales are buying back every bitcoin drawdown. Little by little, liquidity is flowing out of TVL. Here's Ether dropping a couple or three billion.
Champion of the week: APWine (+225%)
TVL BSC rarely doesn't mirror Ether, but it's down a little less this time. It outpaced Terra in this indicator already by more than 3 billion.
Gainer of the week: SPACE (+5766%)
SOLANA TVL is virtually unchanged this week. At this rate, ETH will be killed off pretty soon...
Boost of the week: Sencha (+69.65%)
When I retire, I want my life to be as calm, measured and stable as TVL Polygon's chart...
Consolation of the week: DERI (+609%)
Minus a billion and a penny from AVALANCHE. Few are growing in these troubled times...
Leader of the week: PTP (+7111%)
... except for old FANTOM, who made plus two billion in a week! And will apparently soon knock BSC down another place.
Opening of the week: Morph (+517%)
The DODO community is currently discussing the migration of DODO tokens to Avalanche, Boba and Moonriver networks (2 million to each network) for liquidity mining. The proposal argues that the presence of DODO on as many as eight different blockchains does not provide adequate audience coverage. Deployment in three new innovative blockchains should take the project to the next level.
The Rarible DAO has published a budget proposal for events for the first quarter of 2022. The DAO of the project plans to attend the following events:
NFTHack (16-18 January)
ETH Denver (11 February)
Definition (18-20 February)
ETH Austin (17 March)
KeeperDAO has received a proposal to allocate $5,000,000 in stablecoins from the Keeper DAO vault for use as initial liquidity for B.AMMs supporting the Hiding Game. Working with B.Protocol, Keeper DAO has identified modifications that increase the efficiency of small and medium liquidations and add value to both B.AMM liquidity providers and credit protocols that use B.AMM as reserve liquidity. This proposal provides funds for escrow into targeted B.AMM contracts once these contracts have been audited and deployed. Upon completion of the programme, the funds provided as liquidity are returned to the KeeperDAO vault along with the returns.
A recent proposal aims to reach a consensus on the various management and organisational components within the Bankless DAO. The proposal provides clear definitions for structures such as DAO, Grants Committee, Guilds, Departments, Committees and Projects.
And now I'm going to share some interesting farming ideas with you. I've listed them down into three parts by risk profile: low, medium, and high (IT’S REALLY DANGEROUS).
Even though Delta.Theta did a good analysis, DYOR on your part is necessary! DYOR is a f@cking mask when you walk into a store! You can't go into projects without it! Gooooo!
Your ApeSwap stables will fly to the sky if you land them on ApeRocket!!!
Stop wasting your money on OnlyFans! Better farm chanterelles on FarmersOnly!
Wanna be rich? Try boosting a couple of Wanna-Near here. Careful, you might lose your Degen innocence and your deposit.
Anyway, if you lose the money, don't even think about coming to my ranch. I'll cut your ass off and you won't be able to sit in crypto anymore. All right, I'm kidding. I'm gonna go finish my milk and go to sleep.
Follow my homies everywhere. Otherwise, there won't be any more digests!