Daily Crypto NewsEDITION #19, 17 November 2021

F@ck bill, we are making xxxxx

Hey Moni Maker

Arrrrrrgggggghhhh! New week, new Yield Duck, but still the same ranch Fam Milka. The market's like... you know, it's like dragging a duck into a hayloft. No way in, no way out, I don't know! 

The guys from Delta.Theta and Moni Talks are here, and they brought some meme coins. Ha! But I threw that shit away right in front of their f@cking eyes! I'm a FARMER, not a shit eater... 

All right, market. Let's walk! 

Old man Biden signed the infrastructural will and made us all sit on 60K support, but it didn't get any deeper and thank the duck god... Told you: before you do anything, well you ask how the f@ck normal, such a stairway to heaven is broken…

ETH path to 200 yards is carved in stone and your f*cking stuff won't stop him...take it away and divide it, sooka (Russian "Bitch")...

Champion of the week: Origin Dollar (+39127%) wow

BSC has been burning tokens for a while now, and it's good, but the speed of the last few days has only been causing a burning sensation in the arse. 

Gainer of the week: Mint Club (+230%)

SOLANA, my joy, Uncle Yield Duck finds solace in you...well, and Sam.

The beauty of the week: Apricot finance (+38.51%)

POLYGON has been working on ZK solutions. We hope for results (not stonks...) 

Consolation of the week: Tetu (+144%)

All these development programmes a la moneyflow seem to be working. AVALANCHE, where are you flying to, brother?

Leader of the week: Stabilize here too (+182%)

FANTOM dudes are praising their development programmes too, it's easy to see who they're competing with...

Rocket of the week: StakeSteak (+3003%)

Projects' News

Polygon

The project is expanding its technology ecosystem by launching a new protocol miden - a zk rollup chain compatible with EVMs. The polygon team continues its multi-vector development of layer two solutions for Ethereum and is one of the de facto technology leaders in the industry.

SushiSwap

Another sale on Miso's subsidiary platform. This time there is a sale of Genomis tokens, an ETH-DeFi-bank with the option to use leverage.

abracadabra

The "fabulous" Defi project has launched a profitability mining farm on avalanche in conjunction with 3cryptopool on Curve. Potentially, this cross-connectivity could be one of the most essential elements in Defi 2.0 when the liquids can be moved between different blockchains within the same application.

Fantom

The Fantom Foundation team sums up the results of the launch of the initiative programme. The programme is at a minimum fulfilled - the number of funds raised in blockchain has increased 6-fold, and the number of users and transactions has tripled. You can see a more detailed report on the project's blog.

Terra

A proposal for a particular initiative fund of $3 million has been put to the vote by the DAO. The money is to be spent attracting additional activity from developers of decentralised applications.

And now I'm going to share some interesting farming ideas with you. I've listed them down into three parts by risk profile: low, medium, and high (IT’S REALLY DANGEROUS).

Even though Delta.Theta did a good analysis, DYOR on your part is necessary! DYOR is a f@cking mask when you walk into a store! You can't go into projects without it! Gooooo!

Low Risk

An exciting single-asset lood car format from solo.top. The percentage is very good for a single asset. DYOR.

Medium Risk

Figure out what the future yield is first, then drop in here. But if you do, no hard feelings. 

High Risk

Everyone's whistling about parachains, and this is where you can get a feel for the Moonriver farming. I have a feeling this interest won't last very long. Watch out, san.

Anyway, if you lose the money, don't even think about coming to my ranch. I'll cut your ass off and you won't be able to sit in crypto anymore. All right, I'm kidding. I'm gonna go finish my milk and go to sleep.

Follow my homies everywhere. Otherwise, there won't be any more digests!

Delta.Theta: Twitter and Telegram.

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