Daily Crypto NewsEDITION #484, 15 April 2022

Kim Jong-Axie-Hack

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Remember the hack of Ronin, the Axie Infinite sidechain? The US FBI said the North Korean groups Lazarus Group and APT38 were behind this deal. 

"During our investigation, we confirmed that Lazarus Group and APT38, hackers with ties to North Korea, were responsible for the Axie hack," the FBI said. 

Of course, it may sound hilarious, but this is not the first time Lazarus Group and APT38 have been caught up in such shenanigans. 

The Bank of Canada has launched an oracle machine, aka quantum computer, to vantage a calculation of variants of the upcoming mass snapshot.

The chthonic power of the Canadian Skynet allows you to calculate a million (that's ten and then 30 zeros) variants of mass adoption in half an hour. USDT, aka Tether, was chosen as the staple in this crypto Utopia, as it has been veteran crypto since 2014.

As a result, Deus Machina predicted a slow process of crypto adoption and lower transaction fees by banks. All in all, it's not great, but perhaps the quants need time to settle in.

One of the Ethereum developers has explained for ETH2.0 or rather told us exactly when we should or shouldn't expect it. Well, not Ethereum 2.0, but an update to PoS. Bitch, how complicated!..! Date postponements are becoming a good tradition and always cause a flurry of emotions.

"It won't happen in June, but most likely in the coming months. There is no exact date yet, but we are definitely in the final chapter of PoW on Ethereum." - so said Tim Beiko of Ethereum.

The comments are not to say enthusiastically: crypto ppl are thinking about moving to Solana, asking to be told in a couple of years now it works and worrying about the fate of mining (spoiler: Tim is not advised).

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